Goliath: 0001001110011001Assailant: (in this case a young rebellious, sexually promiscuous, self-replicating Spyware infection of sorts) your days of nonchalant, opulent existence, and swift accumulation of funky, digital, voodoo soul food are over!
Goliath: no response - turns to flip some Jamaican beef patties!
Speaking of beef patties.. Kowalski the arbiter elegantiarum of music, movies, false ideologies and matters of the State, has resigned to reading SOUL ON ICE by Eldridge Cleaver and not downloading any music and not listening to anything but Joe Bataan (that is a such a lie.. oh god!).
Goliath will have to get a makeover in order to make it through his midlife crisis, and I.....need to go back to reading Latin American politics!
4 comments:
Haha. Some fresh hell here.
Very Vampire Weekendesqe to not give a (expletive) about an Oxford Comma.
If you desire faux sushi on Friday or some other date, you must grace us lowly MSNers with your surly presence.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Have_a_Special_Plan_for_This_World
People should read this.
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