Friday, December 5, 2008

Calamity James













You've all probably seen it by now... "Calamity James" has struck again. The lad just doesn't do himself any justice, with these silly mistakes. How is Capello expected to stick with him, when he pulls off performances as willy wonky and ghastly as this spectacle against Wolfsburg? and you all know what I'm talking about, he's done it time and time again. He's been sterling between the sticks all season and then... good lord... who was he passing the bloody thing to?

"Porous Portsmouth Crash Out of UEFA" reads the headlines now... the kids aren't alright. You haven't done Tony Adams a whole lot of good now, have you James? He'll be the next one to get the hammer. 

Oh and Big Sam's got a shoe-in at the proverbial door at Sunderland? Keano couldn't handle it.. even after months of sporting that horrendous beard! Ferguson throws in his weight behind Ince, eh...didn't see him do that for good ol' keano?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Somehow you always manage to write exactly what I'm thinking.

Belmondo Cafe said...

Oh! Classic Late Night. Actually, I think I heard this same footie commentary on FIFA a few Christmas' back.